I recieved the corpse a couple hours after i emailed you.
it looks fucking wonderful! You are a corpse-god!
Subject: (no subject)
Hi! My name is Robbie Beck and I am currently doing props on a
television series calles "Dawson's Creek", shooting in Wilmington,
NC. I saw your web page and you have some excellent corpses
that I could definitely use for our next episode. We will pay all
shipping costs and rush charges if applicable.
Please contact me via email at email@example.com, or
page me(even quicker) at (910)-xxx-xxxx, or call my office
at (910)-xxx-xxxx and they wil page me.
Thanks for your help in this matter. Robbie
From: Anthony Ivankovich
Subject: Corpse Order
I received the corpse! It is soooooooo awesome!!! Thanks!! My parents
got a riot out of it. My dad drove it home sitting in the front
From: ERNEST R SMITH
Subject: lady is here!!!
Dear Mr. Di Stefano:
My order was on the front porch when I got home after lunch. I am
very pleased and delighted with your work; you are very talented.
I would certainly recommend your work to anybody if they were as
nuts as I am or for any theatrical reason.
Best of luck to you in your business.
Sincerely, Ernie Smith
From: Erik Strommen
"Hugo" (our new wine steward) arrived the day before Halloween.
He IS fabulous. Your workmanship is first rate. He is truly nasty
looking. He is taller than you had said, and thus a bit imposing
- a good thing if you are a corpse, I think. :)
Anyway, worth every penny, for sure. Feel free to send my name
to anyone else who wants a reference.
Thanks for making my holiday deadline, and best wishes
for success in the future!
From: Matt Richardson
Received my corpse today -- He's great!
Excellent work and thank you very much!
From: Lisa Livermore
Oh my God! My corpse is SO amazing! You were not kidding me when
you said my corpse will look even more realistic in person. I am
impressed with your creative talents and will definitely order more
corpses in the near future. He will be a huge hit at my Halloween bash
this year and years to follow. My guests will enjoy having their
picture taken with him. He's a heart stopper, and takes your breath
away that's for sure!
Thanks again for finding an old Double breasted tux.
He looks so killer!
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